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| you know that feeling when you eat too many dead Russians and you just wanna take a nap? |
Russian bears are eating dead people. Seriously, they are breaking into coffins and eating their contents. The dry summer diminished their normal food supply, so they've made the switch from berries and mushrooms to decomposing flesh and the occasional Komi villager. (When the going gets tough, the tough get going.) I am sympathetic to their plight, and therefore would like it to be known that, when I die, I wish to be dumped in the Taiga woodlands as bear food. I know they'll put me to good use.
